Thursday, August 6, 2009

Don't Write an Essay on Cow

Cow is a wonderful world(yes not word). Since ages cow has been exorbitantly used for n number of purposes but the most important being 'for writing essays'. Had cow known that she is so important a subject to write essays on, she would have demanded the Noble prize by now. So many a stories so many a characters, every day, every night, on weekends on weekdays, in vacations, in homework ,in classwork have written, are writing and will, till eternity write essays on cow. She is of meta vital importance for some of the State Boards in Northern India.


She is the driving force behind the livelihood for so many teachers in pathshalas. She is the cause of the failures of so many students in Primary, Secondary and Middle-School. She has fetched so may students , good grades in the school and eventually laid the foundation of their Scholar-hood. Because of her so many students have lost their faith in the education and turned back to their parental business.


But see the plight, she does not know that she has four legs, two eyes and two ears. Her tail-fan is uses to keep away flies and her bull-tuned kids are used to plough fields. Even her skin is used to make leather. And her flesh is belly-filler for most of the non-Hindu population of the world.


It is good that strike-fiasco has not reached her community yet. Because the day she starts noticing that she has become so vital for continue keeping this planet on its axis, she will start demanding equal rights. She will demand her representatives in the Education Board, Food-Corporation, Agriculture-Board and eventually the International Cow Equality Rights Demands Forum will be in place. They will demand their fair share in the Economy. It is the high time that the human civilization should start paying attention to their silent demands … lest they should call a worldwide strike...


And guys .. no more essays please ….

3 comments:

Ankur Chandra Srivastava said...

mast hai bhai..

Ankit said...

good stuff.....

Abhijit said...

ultimate stuff....... ek dum naya concept jiske baare main kewal tumhi soch sakte ho... :)... Aur hasi hasi main cow ki importance bhi bata di... Good Job!!